Kids: 2 Jokes In 1

We are sitting around the dinner table, eating our dinner, chatting about who knows what. Eventually the topic shifts to eye color. Each of our 5 kids have different eye color. None of them have the same color as Laura or myself.

Kyle has the eye color of my mother. Ciárán has the eye color of my grandmother. Xavier has eyes similar to Laura. We don’t know where August and Déla get theirs from though.

It was while discussing this last fact that Laura brought up the story of when we had to take Kyle to the emergency room because we thought he had appendicitis 2 days before his 6th birthday. Turns out he didn’t, but that’s a different story.

So while trying to figure out where it hurt and how much, the nurse was leaning over Kyle. Noting that his eye color is vastly different from mine and Laura’s, she asks “Where did you get your eye color?”

His response: “The candy shop.”

Xavier is too young to understand, Ciárán is rather nonplused, but August and Déla laughed heartily at this. It cracks me and Laura up to this day.

After a moment Ciárán breaks in to say “That’s not at all funny.”

Of course this made us laugh all the more.

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May The Fourth Be With Us

How are you celebrating Star Wars Day? Hasbro graciously sent us a few things to help celebrate May The Fourth (Be With You).

 

Thanks Hasbro!!

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Phamily Foto Phriday 5-3-13

Remember last week’s Shark Princess? He turned into an ice cream cone.

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No, really. He walked around saying he was an ice cream cone.

Thursday night was performance night for the 3rd – 5th graders. I couldn’t get a shot of him (along with a gajillion other 3rd graders) playing the ukulele, but here he is singing… something… I can’t remember what.

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This morning I took Ciárán and Xavier to the zoo. The first 10 minutes weren’t spent looking at animals.

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And when we did get to look at the animals, they were distracted by them so I couldn’t get a good picture.

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We sort of “lucked” into the opening of a new exhibit, the Asian small-clawed otters. Ciárán  actually wanted his picture taken.

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If you look closely above his head you can find one of the otters.

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Up And Down And Up And Down

Dear Xavier,

I love you. I really do. But this is getting ridiculous. I sort of understand the issues about not wanting to go to sleep and getting out of bed, and you’re not the first kid to do that. You get out of bed, I put you back. We do this several times until you fall asleep. I get it. You’re just learning. And I’m trying to have patience with the process.

It’s when you wake up at 3 in the morning and we start this all over – that’s where we are having problems.

See, I need my sleep in order to be on my best behavior for you. I am more patient when I’m not over tired. Heck, you are too. When I put you back to bed at 3 in the morning, you really should stay there. I shouldn’t have to get up at 3:10, 3:30, 3:45, 4:00, 4:05, 4:20 and 4:30 to put you back in bed.

You’re a great kid. It’s amazing how quickly the time has flown by. I almost can’t believe you turn 3 years old in just a couple of weeks!

If you keep waking up at 3 in the morning and not going back to bed one of us isn’t going to make it.

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Phamily Foto Phriday 4-26-13

Here are the kids eating breakfast yesterday morning:

 

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After breakfast my youngest son turned into The Shark Princess:

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Travel List

This blog post is directly inspired by this tweet:

 

 

This can sort of be seen as a companion to an earlier blog post on a similar vein.

Here is a list of states, as of now, that I have visited in some capacity or another.

Massachusetts
South Carolina
Washington D.C. (I know it’s not a state)
Michigan
Illinois
Wisconsin
Minnesota
Missouri
South Dakota
New Mexico
Colorado
Montana
Wyoming
Idaho
Utah
Arizona
Nevada
California
Oregon
Washington
Alaska

I’m not counting Florida as I was there 4 days and was only at Walt Disney World, which is a completely separate experience from the rest of the state. We drove through Indiana on our way from Detroit to Chicago, and spent maybe an hour total on the interstate. I don’t count that either.

Here is my list of countries visited (not counting my home country, Honduras or Panama).

Canada
China
Taiwan (does it count as a separate country?)
Hong Kong (it WAS separate when I visited)
Mongolia (I got off the train for 10 minutes)
Russia
Poland
Germany
France
Netherlands
Italy
Argentina
Brazil (spent part of an afternoon there)
Japan
Ireland

This summer I’ll be able to add Belgium. But I’ll get into that another time.

 

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Earth Day? No Thanks!

I don’t celebrate Earth Day.

Does that make me a jerk? Maybe, but I’m comfortable with what I do and who I am.

Allow me to explain.

To me, one day isn’t effective. I was in Fred Meyer this morning and they turned off some of the lights “in honor of Earth Day.” Why not just cut back on the number of lights that are lit the rest of the year?

Carpool today. For Earth Day. Why not carpool every day?

This is why I don’t make New Year’s resolutions. If I am going to make a change, I make it. I don’t wait for some arbitrary date.

Don’t do something special for Earth Day. Change your behavior. Be nice to the planet every day.

 

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Phamily Foto Phriday 4-19-13

It’s been a couple of weeks, I know, but nothing much has happened. Life is normal, so much so that as soon as Spring Break ended and the kids went back to school I took 2 of them to the doctor’s office that morning. Nothing serious, but it’s just life.

Here’s a silly picture of how I found Xavier in the front room yesterday.

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Comfy?

Earlier this week August earned his Bear Cub rank. Here he is at the ceremony earlier this week. Please pay no attention to the fat man on the right.

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The Deaf (Mail) Man

I went to the post office to send a package, and came away with a deeper appreciation for a children’s program.

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For Kyle At 21

Let me start out by apologizing in advance. This post is not only going to be one of my lesser efforts, it isn’t anything close to what I wanted for you on this momentous day. I’m sorry I couldn’t offer you better.

kyle 21 1Originally I had planned on flying out to Spokane to see you and take you out to a bar this evening. It wouldn’t have been a big deal, but I had hoped to be able to take you out for your first (legal) beer. Sadly, finances and circumstances have prevented this.

So here I am, trying to come up with words that convey how I feel about this day. I can’t tell you inn person how much you mean to me. I can (and will) call, but that’s not the same. Here I can attempt to put some thought into what I want to tell you, but even this is falling short of what I want. This has much more to do with me than you.

There really isn’t any shortage of what to say to you, about you, for you.

Your history is rich and deep enough I swear it should be turned into a book. You have overcome so much and gotten so far in your short life. You should be proud of where you are and what you have done.

Yes, you have failed at certain things, we all do. This is part of life. Learning from your mistakes is also part of life, and one of the things you have trouble with. You are, however, getting better at it.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAI know that when we talk on the phone and I tell you these things, like “be safe” or “tell your landlord if you’re going to be late on the rent” it comes across as nagging, and sure, it probably is to a certain extent. It’s just that I actually care and want you to succeed. I don’t have any great words of wisdom for you. I’ve already told you what you need to hear, it’s just a matter of them sinking in.

I love you. I miss you. I am glad to be your father and I’m here for you.

You’re 21 now. It’s a heck of a milestone. You may legally be an adult, all grown up, but you’ll always be my son.

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